Oh, sweet God. I am in Honey Bunches of Pain right now. I'm having some weird clutching pain in my stomach--I can't classify it as anything in particular, like a cramp or a stomachache. Actually, if I had to guess, I'd say it felt like the onset of a really bad stomach bug (PLEASE GOD NO). And as if that weren't bad enough, we're apparently going to have F4/F5 category tornadoes in the area tomorrow--the weather's already starting to look grim tonight, so if I go missing, it probably means my internet is out. Pray for us that nothing gets struck by lightning this time.