I came home from class (Ann[e] is officially calling me Cleo now; she seems to be pleased with her copy of the book, and I tested out the This book: *is signed* bit on her, and it seemed to go over well), and my poor dog meets me at the door and then I notice he can't even get up the stairs hardly. He's holding his front right paw up and limping
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Not that that stopped me from reading about ten more after that realization, but still.
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Doesn't she always get raped by the boy she has a crush on who turns out to be related to her? That or the older uncle/father/stepfather type, who uses her because his wife is too squeemish to have sex?
If I end up going looking for my VC Andrews collection again, I'm gonna have to smack someone around....
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But she ALWAYS gets pregnant by this close relative, and while she never has a kid with three heads, she always ends up having it in the back of a car or in a mountain cabin or a garden shed or something. And everybody's all worried because it's a month early and, you know, because of the rich inbreeding, but then she gives birth to the most perfect premature child EVER. Which either gets named after whichever loving adoptive relative died so that she can end up with this incestuous Brady Bunch or ends up with some flowery, girly name.
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No, I didn't read waaaaaay too many of those books. *headsmack*
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... No, I'm not now considering looking them up when I go home for Christmas break *headdesk*
God, I forgot about the Brady bunch names... I know there was an Annie, and a Christy, and Heaven, who's middle name was Leigh *eyeroll*... it really is scarring me how much of this I remember.
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God, am I glad I never became a pregnant sixteen-year-old. *headshake*
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As a matter of fact, I still have some of them...but I think the only ones I've got are the Runaways set...that one wasn't TOO bad or chocked full of QUITE so much incestiousness.
Is that a word? It is now. :)
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And also, I LOVED VC Andrews books when I was about...12, I guess? At that age where I was too old for Baby-Sitter's Club and Animorphs (I still own about 8 Animorphs books and read them regularly, though). That transition period, I guess. I chose VC Andrews to help me through it. Man.
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Yeah, I went from BSC to VC Andrews. And the sick thing? Is that I read my mom and grandma's copies. I don't know if it's normal for maternal figures to give those books to 13 year old girls.
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Where can I get some good Firefly info and icons?
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