Frequently asked questions

[cleolinda]

I would like to welcome all the lovely people who have friended me over the last week or so, and here's hoping this entry is helpful:

Are you reading all these comments? Every single one. I have email notification to my Yahoo address turned on. I'm trying to answer the ones that ask specific questions, but trust me, I've read all of them and I

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[snowking]

Dear Cleo,

If a train leaves Chicago travelling at 50 miles per hour and ANOTHER train leaves Pittsburgh travelling at 70, does Van Helsing wear boxers of briefs?

[snowking]

Surely a man needs ultimate comfort when facing the very worst pixels that are pastede on yay monsters in the world?

[snowking]

OMG IT IZ 4 CHULDRENN HOW KAN U BEE SEW MEEN!!11

[cleolinda]

Snerrrrrrrrrrrk.

[cleolinda]

Neither. He goes commando, as is clearly seen at the end of the movie when he is left in nothing but a tattered loincloth pair of trousers.

[snowking]

Dear Cleo,

I give thanks for you Fandom Superstar knowledge. Does this mean Friar Goofy is also commando? You'd think the sackcloth would chafe.

[cleolinda]

Actually, I don't know. I will have my minions sources look into it.

[snowking]

Fangirls: The one monster VH can't beat.

[snowking]

Van Helsing, like Jersey Girl and Penny Arcade, is not for critics. Oh no.

[cleolinda]

Man, I wanna print that out and paste that on my wall.