Stoopid...
Okay, so what if I was a little slow to kill the demon egg things? They got rights, too, y'know. I mean, what if it was a little me in there? Okay, yeah, so when they hatched they started trying to kill everything in sight, but we shouldn't go judgin' 'em before they're born...
But you try to tell certain "girlfriends" that and oh, nooooo... "Clem, baby, you're just upset. This is heroic."
Whatever.
Y'know, you can't go around judgin' things cuz they're demons. I mean, I was a demon once... And lemme tell ya somethin', it was twice as cozy as being a human. Insulated for the cold months, networked, connections, a viable community underground for similar minded nonhumans. It was pretty swell, really.
... I hate this.
But you try to tell certain "girlfriends" that and oh, nooooo... "Clem, baby, you're just upset. This is heroic."
Whatever.
Y'know, you can't go around judgin' things cuz they're demons. I mean, I was a demon once... And lemme tell ya somethin', it was twice as cozy as being a human. Insulated for the cold months, networked, connections, a viable community underground for similar minded nonhumans. It was pretty swell, really.
... I hate this.