I wore him like wet underwear!

Nov 02, 2008 20:36

This pretty much sums up Halloween:



More at my Flickr.

The party was stupid (no dancing and no DJ!!!!) but the costumes ruled. I'm a little worried that Halloween, my most cherished holiday, is becoming like New Years and the pressure to have fun and do something outrageous is killing any chance of actual fun being had. I will kill myself if Halloween becomes boring and lame.

I already know what I'm gonna be next year:



Did you know Target's Halloween section is surprisingly well stocked with implements for a Norwegian black metal costume? They sell a 5ft plastic demonic broadsword for $10!!!

I still don't want to update. I could tell you what I'm doing, but I'm too busy doing it!*

That said, let's discuss how awesome the child beauty pageant documentary Living Dolls is (the subject of this entry is a quote from it). I would embed a clip but the crazy bitch that uploaded the entire movie to Youtube disabled embedding. CUNT. Here is the best clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSwBtCniiJQ

I have watched this movie like 20 times and I never get bored of it. I just want to live inside of it!!!

*Playing Fallout 3, masturbating a lot
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