My Mother Drives Me Crazy!!!
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mood
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silly
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sarah maclachlan - sweet surrender
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Hahaha this time she decides to do it in a good way. Thank heavens for that. :p
For a while now I've been receiving a series of amusing phone calls from my favorite mother. (duh... no other choice)
-A month ago-
Mama: Hi! How are you?
Tasha: Uh... tired and stressed but I'm OK. I'm not about to go crazy.
Mama: Oh that's good. So how's your phone?
Tasha: Ha? My phone? Why are you even asking and why the sudden interest in my phone?
Mama: Oh... no reason really. It's just that you might be having complaints again. If you do I'll get you an N70.
Tasha: Wow! Really?!? That's OK I'm good with my phone.
Mama: You sure? No problems?
Tasha: Yes, it's new remember? How can I have problems with it?
Mama: Kasi naman you're cel phone destroyer!!!
-A few weeks ago-
Mama: Guess what?
Tasha: What?
Mama: Something bad happened to your ATM.
Tasha: Really? That's strange... what's wrong with it anyway?
Mama: Uh... you bankrupted the account. I can't deposit in it anymore. In fact it's cancelled.
Tasha: Oh...
-A few minutes ago-
Mama: Hello!
Tasha: Ummm... *in between typing and skimming through notes* hi...
Mama: Did you receive it?
Tasha: Oh yeah the package. I got the plane ticket and the new ATM don't worry.
Mama: Ok that's good. So how's your phone?
Tasha: It's good. No problems with it yet.
Mama: That's good because now you're not only cel phone destroyed but also ATM destroyer.
Tasha: *can't stop laughing*
Mama: What happened to you anyway? You used to have a lot of money. Now you're turning into a beggar.
Tasha: *in between bouts of laughter* But I eat a lot!!! And... and... and... it doesn't matter naman diba? I'm a good girl na I'm getting better grades?
Mama: Of course it's OK. And really I'd rather you overspend than go hungry. Don't do that. I don't want you to get angry with the world. But don't do it again next time. If you bankrupt the account again I wont be happy if they ban me from the bank.
I swear she cracks me up. I still can't stop laughing. :D Hahaha I so love my mother. XD
But of course it's time to go back to work. Finished the definition of terms and started on the powerpoint! *woot* Encoded 110 pages out of 143. *woot* This is so do-able! :)
"You know me as deep as the sea goes..."