Bedding
Starting tonight I'm going tap out a post on my phone while lying in bed in the dark. I'll record my thoughts to no ones amusement but my own and that's only because I'm half asleep, a state in which half-baked ideas and notions seem (wrongfully) fully baked.
i don't know how often one should change his or her sheets but whatever the number I'm going to say I'm about three weeks overdue. However, I'll deduct five days because I'm an exceedingly clean guy who showers twice a day and doesn't get sweaty and unctuous in his sleep. But then I'm going to have to tack on two days for eating pretzels and doritos in bed while watching back to back episodes of top gear. If I were more out of it I'd have no qualms about factoring in all the jerking off but now I'm wide awake because holy crap I need to change these sheets.
i don't know how often one should change his or her sheets but whatever the number I'm going to say I'm about three weeks overdue. However, I'll deduct five days because I'm an exceedingly clean guy who showers twice a day and doesn't get sweaty and unctuous in his sleep. But then I'm going to have to tack on two days for eating pretzels and doritos in bed while watching back to back episodes of top gear. If I were more out of it I'd have no qualms about factoring in all the jerking off but now I'm wide awake because holy crap I need to change these sheets.