Happy birthday, dude! Hope it's a good one, despite your worries. I wanted to write you fic, because as you can see, my writing skills far outshine my photoshop ones. However, I would be highly embarrassed to write something for either Supernatural or J2 at the moment... I feel far too much of a newbie to fandom. So IOU one fic, of your prompting :)
Have a great day! *smoosh*