GAH
Ok. So anyone who's known me for more than 2 years may have heard about this script that I read while working for the IL Film Office back in the day. It was given to me by my creepy I-want-to-have-sex-with-you-Annick-even-though-I-am-like-40-years-old boss. I swear I synopsized the script for at least Becky, and I'm sure I did it for Rachel and maybe my rooommates at the time. My synopsis is thus:
A "frigid" woman who has been married for umpteen years has never had an orgasm. This tears apart her marriage, and her husband, knowing that he was a sex god before he married his wife, seeks the company of Slutface2000, the sexually mature and sexually adventerous 16-18 year old student that sits broodignly in one of his classes. He fucks her sideways many times and screams out his sex-godliness and the obvious frigidity of his wife for not being able to come when the sex god fucks her. Meanwhile, the wife seeks out the elusive orgasm from every tom dick and harry that she meets, including several tomasinas, dicklet's and harriets (heh) like the owner of a sex shop, natch. Still unable to come (DUE TO HER FRIGIDNESS obviously and not the quality of her lovers) she meets a pool repair man or some such nonsense who is like 80, and from one hot encounter in the pool, she comes buckets and falls for him, living happily ever after with her hot 80 year old piece of ass.
I remember pitching this and then concluding that it must have been written by an 80-year-old who couldn't please his wife, and therefore wrote one of the worst scripts I'd ever read.
Please follow this link:
http://www.arclightfilms.com/labels/arclight/new_films/the_oh_in_ohio.php
and share in my massive disappointment and hope against hope that this film was re-written at least a little bit.
And to think that we may have trouble finding funding for the doc when swill like this is allowed to exist.
With Mischa Barton, too.
Vomit
A "frigid" woman who has been married for umpteen years has never had an orgasm. This tears apart her marriage, and her husband, knowing that he was a sex god before he married his wife, seeks the company of Slutface2000, the sexually mature and sexually adventerous 16-18 year old student that sits broodignly in one of his classes. He fucks her sideways many times and screams out his sex-godliness and the obvious frigidity of his wife for not being able to come when the sex god fucks her. Meanwhile, the wife seeks out the elusive orgasm from every tom dick and harry that she meets, including several tomasinas, dicklet's and harriets (heh) like the owner of a sex shop, natch. Still unable to come (DUE TO HER FRIGIDNESS obviously and not the quality of her lovers) she meets a pool repair man or some such nonsense who is like 80, and from one hot encounter in the pool, she comes buckets and falls for him, living happily ever after with her hot 80 year old piece of ass.
I remember pitching this and then concluding that it must have been written by an 80-year-old who couldn't please his wife, and therefore wrote one of the worst scripts I'd ever read.
Please follow this link:
http://www.arclightfilms.com/labels/arclight/new_films/the_oh_in_ohio.php
and share in my massive disappointment and hope against hope that this film was re-written at least a little bit.
And to think that we may have trouble finding funding for the doc when swill like this is allowed to exist.
With Mischa Barton, too.
Vomit