Because she is very cute and I have nothing else to write about.
My name is Maggie.
I am a dog.
No, I don't like having my picture taken.
I happen to like it here under the bed, thank you very much.
Please don't bother me. I am a dog.
I would look less evil if my eyes didn't do that wierd animal light-reflecty thing. Because, really, I am so cute. But I am secretly a robot.
Because of the eye thing.
Anyway, so there you have it. This is what procrastination will do.