because I like challenges
ok so i have been told I couldn't decide what I wanted in a guy if my life depended on it. well here ya go fucker.
attractive. yes ill say that. i want someone who i want to see naked and who i want to tear his clothes off daily.
what do i mean by attractive? well let's see. every man i have been with looks totally different, so let me pick my favs.
i like long eyelashes. i could give half an ass about the eye color, but i love long lashes.
i like prominent distinct noses. i think they make a man look masculine. i dont want someone who just has a nose that is another part of his face. i want something special, large or crooked or something.
im big on a good smile. huge.
i want someone larger than me. i want to feel like a girl.
i like body hair, not a massive amount, but some. this relates back to the masculine thing.
i love backs. a nice back is so amazingly tantalizing.
i want someone who is intelligent. very. not like makes ok grades or went to school bc he had to. i want someone who set every curve and can out talk me in under 5 minutes and who i can have a hard core science, philosophy, literature, history, or anything discussion with. they didnt even have to go to school, it could be one of those bored with school but read all the textbooks people.
i am a challenger and i will challenge anyone anytime of day. beat me and shut me up. i love it.
don't worship me. i hate that. it is cute and it is flattering but that is about all it is. make me work. and make me think. and make me crave you.
don't let me win. i want to, don't let me....it makes me want to more.
give me my space. i dont care if i cuddled with you for 4 hours yesterday, today i have no urge to see you. understand.
dont take it personally i will travel for 4 months at a time and not bring you. this is my life and you are merely part of it, understand that.
have a passion. i dont care how much money you make or what job you have, but have something you feel wholeheartedly about and you DO SOMETHING about and you make a difference. that is so unbelievably important.
i am unimaginably passionate about my riding. i dont mind you watching a lesson or coming to a show or helping me in the barn, but realize you do not belong there and never will. it is my space and my personal time and it is completely seperate from you. i will never think about you while riding, i will never miss you while riding, you will never be involved in it. it is my thing and always will be. this is why you should have your own thing.
you should value nice things but be relaxed. i dont care if we bought a wonderful house two years ago, i really do want to sell it now and fly to germany and live there for a year.....
read. read. read. this relates back to the give me my own space as well as the have your own thing as well as the intelligence
shock me in bed. period. nothing is too freaky or scary or wild. trust me. lets have fun.
sex is very important, if i am bitchy...have sex with me. if i am sick...have sex with me. if im yelling at u and telling u to fuck off.....throw me on the bed and have sex with me. get it?
have an ego. but for a reason. i love confidence and i like cockiness, but only from people who can pull it off. dont be a cocky egotistical idiot, thats just dumb.
break me down. dont crush my heart but get in their and show me things i deny and point out insecurities i dont know exist. show me myself.
cook for me. i dont cook.
hire a maid. i dont clean.
call me on things. dont be afraid to hurt my feelings or dont 'try to work it out without confrontation'. sit me down and tell me what i am doing that pisses you off or annoys you or disrespects you. dont let me get away with it. chances are im just being a testy bitch anyways. call me out. be the person that sits me down and brings me back to reality.
dont be infatuated with me. i hate that. it is unrealistic and impractical and if i wanted that i would have stayed in high school. be the person who sees me as an equal and can shake me up.
love my dogs. this counts as 20 of the above.
let me live. let me stay and let me go and let me cry and let me laugh and let me live. the second i feel any confinement i leave. i will never ever ever cheat on you. if you have my commitment it is absolutely there. so its not about that. sometimes i just have to go and be on my own somewhere. let me live and let me be.
dont yell at me. i dont yell and i hate being yelled at. it is unneccessary. we are not children. sit me down and lets talk.
dont ever pressure me for children. i have a deep rooted fear of giving birth. adoption maybe.
i want nice things. i am willing to work my ass off and enjoy life. be the same. dont settle.
teach me how to love. im not affectionate and surely not compassionate and think it will take a miracle to make me fall for someone. do it. prove me wrong.
think i am great, but know i am human.
have a dog. i love men with dogs.
like your mother. i dont like mine but that is irrelevant. like yours.
i wont bug you, i will assume if you want me to know you will tell me. do the same.
love my friends. all of them. dont say a bad thing about a single one.
know another language.
speak said language in bed.
have a small obsession with playing with my hair.
pet my face when you think i am asleep.
wear Red Zone deodorant. no other options.
write poetry.
love to go to theatres and watch live productions.
love to go to ballets and operas, and dont bash them if you have never been.
be fully capable of losing yourself in an old bookstore finding rare signed first edition books by your favorite authors.
have favorite authors.
go see movies. every movie. like 3 nights a week. and eat like a million pounds of popcorn with 12 million pounds of salt and 5 million pounds of butter. i know its a lot. try.
let me wear your oversized button ups around the house. they are my fav.
wear a tie occasionally. it turns me on a lot and i promise to at least tie you up with it.
volunteer.
travel. want to go everywhere, more than once. and not like lets go to south africa and stay in an american hotel, im talking lets go to uganda and drink bad water and eat horrible food and love every minute of it.
always be learning something.
teach a class at a university.
be athletic. hike with me and camp with me and ski and white water raft and repel into caves and anything else i can find.
no you cannot ride my horse. dont ever ask again.
get jealous. i think its cute. but know i am undeniably yours.
make me jealous. i will try my best to act like i dont care, but i do. but in the end you come home with me and it makes me feel powerful.
grab my ass, even in the classiest places.
order as much food as me, even if you cant eat it all.
suprise me with cake. that is all i need.
dont make a big deal when i am girly. it happens. not often and if you point it out odds are it wont happen again. and if i try to cook act like its amazing.
understand that cereal is an amazing food and great for 5 meals a day.
have friends, hang out with them without me.
take me out to a party and do your thing and let me do mine. we are a couple, not siamese twins.
beat me at monkey ball. this is the hardest on the list but one day someone willl........i literally play with my feet on the controlers and beat people. sigh.
like logic puzzles and crosswords. yes i am that much of a dork.
if you have a dayjob, let me come there for lunch and have sex on your desk.
dont talk rude to waiters. ever. they are not below us and i HATE when men do that.
hardly ever lose your patience. it is a waste of energy and doesn't make it go any faster.
i know how to teach someone to put my left hip back in when it is subluxed. learn.
i have asthma, keep an inhaler with you.
even if i talk bad about my parents you are not allowed to. it is just a rule.
yes i eat this much. no i am not bulimic. discussion over forever.
teach me something about life and the world.
make me fall, watch me crumble, and take care of the pieces.
ok so maybe i am a BIT demanding, but hell there are how many MILLION men? Why would I settle?
attractive. yes ill say that. i want someone who i want to see naked and who i want to tear his clothes off daily.
what do i mean by attractive? well let's see. every man i have been with looks totally different, so let me pick my favs.
i like long eyelashes. i could give half an ass about the eye color, but i love long lashes.
i like prominent distinct noses. i think they make a man look masculine. i dont want someone who just has a nose that is another part of his face. i want something special, large or crooked or something.
im big on a good smile. huge.
i want someone larger than me. i want to feel like a girl.
i like body hair, not a massive amount, but some. this relates back to the masculine thing.
i love backs. a nice back is so amazingly tantalizing.
i want someone who is intelligent. very. not like makes ok grades or went to school bc he had to. i want someone who set every curve and can out talk me in under 5 minutes and who i can have a hard core science, philosophy, literature, history, or anything discussion with. they didnt even have to go to school, it could be one of those bored with school but read all the textbooks people.
i am a challenger and i will challenge anyone anytime of day. beat me and shut me up. i love it.
don't worship me. i hate that. it is cute and it is flattering but that is about all it is. make me work. and make me think. and make me crave you.
don't let me win. i want to, don't let me....it makes me want to more.
give me my space. i dont care if i cuddled with you for 4 hours yesterday, today i have no urge to see you. understand.
dont take it personally i will travel for 4 months at a time and not bring you. this is my life and you are merely part of it, understand that.
have a passion. i dont care how much money you make or what job you have, but have something you feel wholeheartedly about and you DO SOMETHING about and you make a difference. that is so unbelievably important.
i am unimaginably passionate about my riding. i dont mind you watching a lesson or coming to a show or helping me in the barn, but realize you do not belong there and never will. it is my space and my personal time and it is completely seperate from you. i will never think about you while riding, i will never miss you while riding, you will never be involved in it. it is my thing and always will be. this is why you should have your own thing.
you should value nice things but be relaxed. i dont care if we bought a wonderful house two years ago, i really do want to sell it now and fly to germany and live there for a year.....
read. read. read. this relates back to the give me my own space as well as the have your own thing as well as the intelligence
shock me in bed. period. nothing is too freaky or scary or wild. trust me. lets have fun.
sex is very important, if i am bitchy...have sex with me. if i am sick...have sex with me. if im yelling at u and telling u to fuck off.....throw me on the bed and have sex with me. get it?
have an ego. but for a reason. i love confidence and i like cockiness, but only from people who can pull it off. dont be a cocky egotistical idiot, thats just dumb.
break me down. dont crush my heart but get in their and show me things i deny and point out insecurities i dont know exist. show me myself.
cook for me. i dont cook.
hire a maid. i dont clean.
call me on things. dont be afraid to hurt my feelings or dont 'try to work it out without confrontation'. sit me down and tell me what i am doing that pisses you off or annoys you or disrespects you. dont let me get away with it. chances are im just being a testy bitch anyways. call me out. be the person that sits me down and brings me back to reality.
dont be infatuated with me. i hate that. it is unrealistic and impractical and if i wanted that i would have stayed in high school. be the person who sees me as an equal and can shake me up.
love my dogs. this counts as 20 of the above.
let me live. let me stay and let me go and let me cry and let me laugh and let me live. the second i feel any confinement i leave. i will never ever ever cheat on you. if you have my commitment it is absolutely there. so its not about that. sometimes i just have to go and be on my own somewhere. let me live and let me be.
dont yell at me. i dont yell and i hate being yelled at. it is unneccessary. we are not children. sit me down and lets talk.
dont ever pressure me for children. i have a deep rooted fear of giving birth. adoption maybe.
i want nice things. i am willing to work my ass off and enjoy life. be the same. dont settle.
teach me how to love. im not affectionate and surely not compassionate and think it will take a miracle to make me fall for someone. do it. prove me wrong.
think i am great, but know i am human.
have a dog. i love men with dogs.
like your mother. i dont like mine but that is irrelevant. like yours.
i wont bug you, i will assume if you want me to know you will tell me. do the same.
love my friends. all of them. dont say a bad thing about a single one.
know another language.
speak said language in bed.
have a small obsession with playing with my hair.
pet my face when you think i am asleep.
wear Red Zone deodorant. no other options.
write poetry.
love to go to theatres and watch live productions.
love to go to ballets and operas, and dont bash them if you have never been.
be fully capable of losing yourself in an old bookstore finding rare signed first edition books by your favorite authors.
have favorite authors.
go see movies. every movie. like 3 nights a week. and eat like a million pounds of popcorn with 12 million pounds of salt and 5 million pounds of butter. i know its a lot. try.
let me wear your oversized button ups around the house. they are my fav.
wear a tie occasionally. it turns me on a lot and i promise to at least tie you up with it.
volunteer.
travel. want to go everywhere, more than once. and not like lets go to south africa and stay in an american hotel, im talking lets go to uganda and drink bad water and eat horrible food and love every minute of it.
always be learning something.
teach a class at a university.
be athletic. hike with me and camp with me and ski and white water raft and repel into caves and anything else i can find.
no you cannot ride my horse. dont ever ask again.
get jealous. i think its cute. but know i am undeniably yours.
make me jealous. i will try my best to act like i dont care, but i do. but in the end you come home with me and it makes me feel powerful.
grab my ass, even in the classiest places.
order as much food as me, even if you cant eat it all.
suprise me with cake. that is all i need.
dont make a big deal when i am girly. it happens. not often and if you point it out odds are it wont happen again. and if i try to cook act like its amazing.
understand that cereal is an amazing food and great for 5 meals a day.
have friends, hang out with them without me.
take me out to a party and do your thing and let me do mine. we are a couple, not siamese twins.
beat me at monkey ball. this is the hardest on the list but one day someone willl........i literally play with my feet on the controlers and beat people. sigh.
like logic puzzles and crosswords. yes i am that much of a dork.
if you have a dayjob, let me come there for lunch and have sex on your desk.
dont talk rude to waiters. ever. they are not below us and i HATE when men do that.
hardly ever lose your patience. it is a waste of energy and doesn't make it go any faster.
i know how to teach someone to put my left hip back in when it is subluxed. learn.
i have asthma, keep an inhaler with you.
even if i talk bad about my parents you are not allowed to. it is just a rule.
yes i eat this much. no i am not bulimic. discussion over forever.
teach me something about life and the world.
make me fall, watch me crumble, and take care of the pieces.
ok so maybe i am a BIT demanding, but hell there are how many MILLION men? Why would I settle?