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Dec 22, 2005 09:17

CLEAN UP YER MESS DISCLAIMER:

this blog is a collaboration between two bloggers that think that, well, livejournal's getting a smidge boring and also has a bit too much of those dramatics, thankyouverymuch. these are our attempt to make known to you certain things which we know very much about. like how to fall of stair machines at the YMCA and put goggles on your head when you're not in need of them (that is, when you're not in a big, chlorinated puddle). we'd tell you who we are, but we fear that you'd giggle endlessly at us, and then toss us off a roof. however, we promise that you know at least one of us, and possibly even both. apologies are made for any scraped knees that result from these brief writings, especially if you attempt any of them at home or in the world at large. we haven't tested them (yet) because we're too afraid to move (except to the movie theater and sandwich shops--we like both of those very much). it is also reccomended that you remain extremely hydrated while reading this journal...OR ELSE.
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