To a Long Lost Librarian

[cleansupwell]

Once upon a time a young lady who worked at Stewart International Airport in New York, often talked about her job with her sister. One such day she wondered aloud, "Ya know", says she, "there are an awful lot of Alpacas being flown in lately, I wonder why?" Her elder sister, known for not being all that bright, responds brightly,"I know! I know!" Skeptically, the younger sister asks, "Ok, why then?" Triumphantly the eldest sister shouts. "To run all those convenience stores, of course!"

(True story, names withheld to protect the guilty.)