"no paris hilton news becomes paris hilton news"; apparently...who knew?
"paris hilton diagnosed as 'insane'"
"paris hilton's vagina bites penguin"
"paris hilton: snickers diet the best for 2008!"
"paris hilton hates nicole richie"
"paris hilton returned by aliens"
"paris hilton all dired up"
"paris hilton nothing but a filthy hole - so says Clay Aiken"
"paris hilton becomes mormon -- marries paparazzi"
"paris hilton becomes nun"
"paris hilton quits simple life to do opera"
"paris hilton sucks - zac efron"
"paris hilton breasts too big body too thin headline dilemma"
and my personal favourite:
"paris hilton to operate atomic smasher"
"paris hilton's vagina bites penguin"
"paris hilton: snickers diet the best for 2008!"
"paris hilton hates nicole richie"
"paris hilton returned by aliens"
"paris hilton all dired up"
"paris hilton nothing but a filthy hole - so says Clay Aiken"
"paris hilton becomes mormon -- marries paparazzi"
"paris hilton becomes nun"
"paris hilton quits simple life to do opera"
"paris hilton sucks - zac efron"
"paris hilton breasts too big body too thin headline dilemma"
and my personal favourite:
"paris hilton to operate atomic smasher"