The World is an Entertainment Center

Mar 05, 2004 00:06

funniest thing happened today. im rolling in the pimp wagon behind this ritch bitch in a jag. she is in turn rolling behind a mid 90's explorer, who is driving along at an annoying, however, safe 30MPH. we stop at the red light and the rest goes down as follows:

ritch bitch in jag: honk!

crazy guy in explorer: (door opening) what's your fuckin problem?

ritch bitch: youre driving like 15MPH

crazy guy in explorer: fuck you!(waves middle finger around in the air)

crazy guy again: fuck you bitch! (spits on windshield of car) fuck you! (middle finger still in air) fuckin bitch!

how else can you wind down from a great day like that, but to tie a few on.....so here i am.....kinda drunk.....again.

and i leave you with yet another quote:

Develop a built-in bullshit detector.
Ernest Hemingway

later

-Teron-
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