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[clean_cuffs]

I've dealt with far worse inconvenience than this, though none quite so strange. Growing the features of an animal... well. Had his Lordship Stanley not been so forthcoming with his little confession, I'd think they were trying to create some spin-off race of the Viera.

No complaints there.

Thankfully it seems only my ears, eyes, hair and teeth have been effected. My sideburns have never been so full. Or soft.

Now I have work to do.