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[clean_cuffs]

This troublesome lot again?

Good heavens and here I was looking forwards to a bit of a break from chaos and disaster to enjoy a bit of... drunken chaos and disaster.

Ah well.

Now, would any among your number happen to be a lovely young Viera lady named Fran?

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Let's play with the FF XII cast again~

[enlaire]

...That wasn't me. It really wasn't, seriously.

Balthier says GO HOOOOOME but ILU<3

[clean_cuffs]

...Hmm? Do go on.

I AM HOME DARLING SUGAR PIE <3

[enlaire]

Ashe can explain everything. It was all a misunderstanding. Trust me.

GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE

[clean_cuffs]

Ah. I'm sure she can. A misunderstanding, certainly.

But there are only so many times I'll listen to stories of evil twins, and your abs aren't amazing nor your pecs impeccable so I really won't waste my time.

HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR APPLES?

[enlaire]

...Ah, whatever. I don't care anymore. I still love you anyway. Can I touch your gun? PRETTY PLEASE?

HARD AND BITTER LIKE MY HEART

[clean_cuffs]

Which one?

...IN THAT CASE, I'M OUT OF STOCK.

[enlaire]

Aha, touche' my friend. Very suave, I like it.

SHIT IN THAT CASE JUST REGULAR KIND THEN

[clean_cuffs]

Or would you prefer the crossbow?

/BAKES YOU AN APPLE PIE

[enlaire]

Depends, which is longer?

[ronsencock]

OH BALTHIER YOU NAUGHTY PIRATE~