Jess Parker Picspam (52 pictures) for Denial Teamfest 3
(edited to remove links to Photobucket)
Jess had an interesting time working at the ARC. Here she gets her first look at the dinosaurs.
Rather foolishly, she believed them when they told her she wouldn't be anywhere near the creatures.
You'd look pretty pleased with yourself if you'd just met Becker too!
Matt wasn't bad either!
Apparently Jess's mother had never told her not to give her house keys to strange men.
It was very exciting, having new roomies who would pay lots of rent.
She hadn't let them know yet that as it was a studio flat they'd be sleeping on the floor. But then, after a year in the Cretaceous, that'd probably be luxury to them.
Jess gave Connor her best Paddington stare for almost killing Rex. (Oh, and Philip too, but Rex is much cuter)
Hurrah! Rex lives! And everyone is colour-coordinated with the decor.
Rex doesn't appreciate being suffocated and Jess experiences her first creature attack.
Field coordination was great fun. Jess had three huge TVs, all of which could tune into QVC at a moments notice.
And if the screens didn't work, she could always look at the ceiling.
Ceilings are very interesting. Apparently.
Sometimes field coordination was distressing. Jess was worried. The annoying little girl at the school had just got eaten.
That was the moment Jess realised she needed to make a bucket list, just in case. First thing on the list...
...go and stare at half-dressed Becker.
Jess had dressed to match the armoury. Perhaps if she stayed very still she'd just blend in and could watch all day...
Nom nom nom!
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Jess was trying not to stare at his bum. And failing.
She tried distracting him in the hope he'd get confused and take his shirt off again, but it didn't work.
Being helpful/perving didn't work, so she tried food. That always works.
Becker might be pretty, but his lone topic of conversation was guns. Jess kept falling asleep
And again.
Emily wondered which of them she should throw the water over.
Emily was Jess's BFFL.
Emily was about 170 years old, so Jess wanted to know all her skin care secrets.
Jess tried to get Emily to go shoe shopping with her. A girl can never have too many. Jess has lots.
You can always tell when things get seriously bad, because the shoes come off...
Though she wasn't going to leave her favourite pair of heels around for Dave to try on. He always stretches them.
With all the monsters around, Jess wanted her own gun. She found a lovely shiny one.
It looked quite good with her outfit.
But she had to put it down to defuse the bomb, and then wasn't allowed to have it back again.
She found another one, but Becker took it away before Emily noticed Jess was a better shot than him.
Lester wouldn't let her have the gun either. Even though she'd dressed to match him that day.
Finally she got a really good one, but forgot to look where she was shooting.
Poor Lester. She was so going to get fired for this. Maybe she could blame it on the future predators?
Just because of a little thing like her nearly shooting him, Becker took her gun away again.
It was all very vexing. She'd never be allowed a gun of her own.
All the other girls were allowed to play with guns. It wasn't fair. AND she'd lost her shoes.
Luckily everything worked out in the end and Jess even found a magic way to clean all Lester's blood off her outfit. She wouldn't have to send him the dry-cleaning bill after all. And she'd found her shoes. Hurrah!
Lester hoped his wife didn't notice how often he was spotted with the pretty girl from the office. Jess hoped so too, she still didn't have that gun and she'd heard Lester's wife was a bit scary.
Still, they made a good team. Lester worked well as Jess's assistant.
And he was good at procuring frothy coffee for her from sexist Admirals.
He even took her to a wedding. Jess loved weddings. They always made her cry.
And she had a special place in her heart for Lester, who was her most favourite boss in the whole wide world.
Lester had a special place for Jess, too. He wondered if he could send her there before she really started blubbing.
It wasn't all fun with Lester. There was that awful moment when she was down to the last 20 seconds of an auction on an eBay bargain pair of Jimmy Choos and he decided it was time to check up on her...
By the time he finished snarking, she'd lost the bid. Oh well. Back to field coordinating.
And hoping nobody noticed ...
...that she was wearing a giant plastic snowflake.
All my own screencaps, so feel free to use (apart from the last two which came from http://disparue.org/screencaps/television/ )
Jess had an interesting time working at the ARC. Here she gets her first look at the dinosaurs.
Rather foolishly, she believed them when they told her she wouldn't be anywhere near the creatures.
You'd look pretty pleased with yourself if you'd just met Becker too!
Matt wasn't bad either!
Apparently Jess's mother had never told her not to give her house keys to strange men.
It was very exciting, having new roomies who would pay lots of rent.
She hadn't let them know yet that as it was a studio flat they'd be sleeping on the floor. But then, after a year in the Cretaceous, that'd probably be luxury to them.
Jess gave Connor her best Paddington stare for almost killing Rex. (Oh, and Philip too, but Rex is much cuter)
Hurrah! Rex lives! And everyone is colour-coordinated with the decor.
Rex doesn't appreciate being suffocated and Jess experiences her first creature attack.
Field coordination was great fun. Jess had three huge TVs, all of which could tune into QVC at a moments notice.
And if the screens didn't work, she could always look at the ceiling.
Ceilings are very interesting. Apparently.
Sometimes field coordination was distressing. Jess was worried. The annoying little girl at the school had just got eaten.
That was the moment Jess realised she needed to make a bucket list, just in case. First thing on the list...
...go and stare at half-dressed Becker.
Jess had dressed to match the armoury. Perhaps if she stayed very still she'd just blend in and could watch all day...
Nom nom nom!
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Jess was trying not to stare at his bum. And failing.
She tried distracting him in the hope he'd get confused and take his shirt off again, but it didn't work.
Being helpful/perving didn't work, so she tried food. That always works.
Becker might be pretty, but his lone topic of conversation was guns. Jess kept falling asleep
And again.
Emily wondered which of them she should throw the water over.
Emily was Jess's BFFL.
Emily was about 170 years old, so Jess wanted to know all her skin care secrets.
Jess tried to get Emily to go shoe shopping with her. A girl can never have too many. Jess has lots.
You can always tell when things get seriously bad, because the shoes come off...
Though she wasn't going to leave her favourite pair of heels around for Dave to try on. He always stretches them.
With all the monsters around, Jess wanted her own gun. She found a lovely shiny one.
It looked quite good with her outfit.
But she had to put it down to defuse the bomb, and then wasn't allowed to have it back again.
She found another one, but Becker took it away before Emily noticed Jess was a better shot than him.
Lester wouldn't let her have the gun either. Even though she'd dressed to match him that day.
Finally she got a really good one, but forgot to look where she was shooting.
Poor Lester. She was so going to get fired for this. Maybe she could blame it on the future predators?
Just because of a little thing like her nearly shooting him, Becker took her gun away again.
It was all very vexing. She'd never be allowed a gun of her own.
All the other girls were allowed to play with guns. It wasn't fair. AND she'd lost her shoes.
Luckily everything worked out in the end and Jess even found a magic way to clean all Lester's blood off her outfit. She wouldn't have to send him the dry-cleaning bill after all. And she'd found her shoes. Hurrah!
Lester hoped his wife didn't notice how often he was spotted with the pretty girl from the office. Jess hoped so too, she still didn't have that gun and she'd heard Lester's wife was a bit scary.
Still, they made a good team. Lester worked well as Jess's assistant.
And he was good at procuring frothy coffee for her from sexist Admirals.
He even took her to a wedding. Jess loved weddings. They always made her cry.
And she had a special place in her heart for Lester, who was her most favourite boss in the whole wide world.
Lester had a special place for Jess, too. He wondered if he could send her there before she really started blubbing.
It wasn't all fun with Lester. There was that awful moment when she was down to the last 20 seconds of an auction on an eBay bargain pair of Jimmy Choos and he decided it was time to check up on her...
By the time he finished snarking, she'd lost the bid. Oh well. Back to field coordinating.
And hoping nobody noticed ...
...that she was wearing a giant plastic snowflake.
All my own screencaps, so feel free to use (apart from the last two which came from http://disparue.org/screencaps/television/ )