THERE IS NO SHAME IN HAVING YOUR ~VIRTUE~ INTACT
PETER, since you share a birthday with someone so dazzling:
by default, you're pretty awesome yourself. SO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
thank you for being a loyal companion for the past nearly-four years, one who knows how to fill awkward silences and when to shut the fuck up. i love you lots and hope you have a bright future ahead of you, saturated with more pussy than you can ever handle.
ps. i'm so stressed out about the ~*party*~ i swear i'm gonna have an aneurysm before it actually happens. i hope it won't suck. BUT IF IT DOES, PLZ DONT BE SAD KTHX.
by default, you're pretty awesome yourself. SO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
thank you for being a loyal companion for the past nearly-four years, one who knows how to fill awkward silences and when to shut the fuck up. i love you lots and hope you have a bright future ahead of you, saturated with more pussy than you can ever handle.
ps. i'm so stressed out about the ~*party*~ i swear i'm gonna have an aneurysm before it actually happens. i hope it won't suck. BUT IF IT DOES, PLZ DONT BE SAD KTHX.