April Fool
becksterminatorhas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
booboosnitsnittrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
browncowwowpaints your kidneys orange.
cmbpnickieshaves your cat.
enozzidrabuys you a Russian Bride.
headlessqueensells your head on Ebay.
luxtigerlegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
oreokidsmiles. All the time.
phoenix9477glues your Russian Bride to your bedroom ceiling.
tumbas_amongusenlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
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