Stolen from Matt

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I laughed really hard while reading this...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Woody!

1. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Woody.
2. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Woody.
3. Woody became extinct in England in 1486!
4. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Woody would be as small as a pea.
5. If you drop Woody from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
6. Grapes explode if you put them inside Woody.
7. Woody is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
8. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Woody.
9. In his entire life, Woody will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
10. Europe is the only continent that lacks Woody!