The winner is...
Lord Land!
He takes it again this week! Two weeks into the You've Got Balls! competition and he's already dominating the rankings. Mad skillz, dude.
So I filled you in on the whole left a note on my door instead of confronting us thing but did I fail to mention that he also stopped the mail? And not just his mail, OUR mail. In his letter he claimed he only stopped theirs but low and behold, we have not received anything since returning from Boston.
Now I'm paperless on most of my bills but there are some I need hard copies of so this week I will guess what I think my payment amounts should be. Also coming to us in the mail are our time sheets for the boys we tutor. Well, they came but are sitting in the post office which is the perfect place for them to be when they were due on the 1st. So that paycheck for June will not be seen until July. Because, you know, I'm rich and all so I don't need my money or anything. What else would I do on a Friday night if I couldn't work for free?
Then there's half a month of no Blockbuster Online movies because that's only fair, right? I mean, I guess I should just go spend more money on something else to do at night because if something I paid for already isn't available I might as well spend more precious dollars to entertain myself elsewhere. Makes sense.
Oh and that awesome imported CD I've been going on about to Steve for weeks that I ordered from Amazon is totally on it's way. I'm really glad I put a rush delivery on it. That was definitely money well spent. I can't wait to get in my car today and NOT hear it playing!
I understand I'm young and immature and unable to stack mail according to last name at the age of 26 but Lord Land could have at least given me a shot at collecting both of our mail. I know I wouldn't have let him down! I would try my hardest and even put their mail in a nifty shopping bag! It's a shame really because if Lord Land had a little more faith in my intelligence then maybe I would have that cool CD and my important paperwork and some movies and my PAYCHECK.
Lord Land, you've got balls!
He takes it again this week! Two weeks into the You've Got Balls! competition and he's already dominating the rankings. Mad skillz, dude.
So I filled you in on the whole left a note on my door instead of confronting us thing but did I fail to mention that he also stopped the mail? And not just his mail, OUR mail. In his letter he claimed he only stopped theirs but low and behold, we have not received anything since returning from Boston.
Now I'm paperless on most of my bills but there are some I need hard copies of so this week I will guess what I think my payment amounts should be. Also coming to us in the mail are our time sheets for the boys we tutor. Well, they came but are sitting in the post office which is the perfect place for them to be when they were due on the 1st. So that paycheck for June will not be seen until July. Because, you know, I'm rich and all so I don't need my money or anything. What else would I do on a Friday night if I couldn't work for free?
Then there's half a month of no Blockbuster Online movies because that's only fair, right? I mean, I guess I should just go spend more money on something else to do at night because if something I paid for already isn't available I might as well spend more precious dollars to entertain myself elsewhere. Makes sense.
Oh and that awesome imported CD I've been going on about to Steve for weeks that I ordered from Amazon is totally on it's way. I'm really glad I put a rush delivery on it. That was definitely money well spent. I can't wait to get in my car today and NOT hear it playing!
I understand I'm young and immature and unable to stack mail according to last name at the age of 26 but Lord Land could have at least given me a shot at collecting both of our mail. I know I wouldn't have let him down! I would try my hardest and even put their mail in a nifty shopping bag! It's a shame really because if Lord Land had a little more faith in my intelligence then maybe I would have that cool CD and my important paperwork and some movies and my PAYCHECK.
Lord Land, you've got balls!