You knew this entry would come one day.
I have called out sick today. As much as I didn't want to waste a day and go through the same spiel over the phone with dad ("If there are any repeats to be pulled I can do it tomorrow or Cassandra can call me from her phone and I'll talk her through it other than that, no one should be in my room because I have charts everywhere. I was moving things yesterday blah blah blah") but I had a fever and I knew if I dragged my ass in there the Debster would use it as an excuse to take off on Friday. I just didn't want to be blamed for anyone's illness since Daniela is sick from Armando and I'm still up in the air if this is from him not covering his mouth and coughing every where or from Kim sharing my water bottle this weekend. Either way, The Debster is not getting the satisfaction.
I call moma down in Virginia because I'm sick and no one makes you feel better quite like you're own mother. We chat for a good hour and I say it's good because if I was at the Surge I would have to monitor my volume and avoid the annoyed glares from The Debster across the way. Since I'm home, decibel level does not apply and I can also pee with the door open.
During the conversation, moma gives me the news. News I had expected for a really long time. News I already knew but didn't have facts behind it other than he's more feminine than me. News I had been waiting for because I became annoyed with him denying it all the time and lose interest in people who lie very quickly.
Mom tells me this:
Okay, a little peeved he did it this way. It's so Lance Bass and such a cop out. He really should have done it years ago because honestly, no one cares about people's sexuality. Whether you like guys or girls or both makes no difference to me. What I am happy about is the hair. He looks so much better with his original hair. He looks younger and cleaner but eerily resembles what he looked like when winning...er...losing AI Season 2. Does he think we're going to forget his two bad albums (out of four) and all the times he said he's straight? You don't get to start fresh buddy. You owe us (Claymates) a few apologies.
But really? Him gay? I still don't buy it. I can't imagine him with a girl, a guy or even a dog. I don't think he uses "those parts". I stand by my original statement that he's a robot.
I call moma down in Virginia because I'm sick and no one makes you feel better quite like you're own mother. We chat for a good hour and I say it's good because if I was at the Surge I would have to monitor my volume and avoid the annoyed glares from The Debster across the way. Since I'm home, decibel level does not apply and I can also pee with the door open.
During the conversation, moma gives me the news. News I had expected for a really long time. News I already knew but didn't have facts behind it other than he's more feminine than me. News I had been waiting for because I became annoyed with him denying it all the time and lose interest in people who lie very quickly.
Mom tells me this:
Okay, a little peeved he did it this way. It's so Lance Bass and such a cop out. He really should have done it years ago because honestly, no one cares about people's sexuality. Whether you like guys or girls or both makes no difference to me. What I am happy about is the hair. He looks so much better with his original hair. He looks younger and cleaner but eerily resembles what he looked like when winning...er...losing AI Season 2. Does he think we're going to forget his two bad albums (out of four) and all the times he said he's straight? You don't get to start fresh buddy. You owe us (Claymates) a few apologies.
But really? Him gay? I still don't buy it. I can't imagine him with a girl, a guy or even a dog. I don't think he uses "those parts". I stand by my original statement that he's a robot.