Potty Humor

[claytonsgrrl]

I try the trendy exercise of the stars tonight with Elisa. Actually, if I'm trying it, it's already in the "out" column in Entertainment Weekly, along with little dogs and talking tee shirts. I originally wanted to attend the "Butt & Gut" class but they switched times and now I'm stuck with Pilates

Comments

[thermobaric]

Farting during Pilates means you're doing it correctly. Do you mean to say you weren't farting?

[claytonsgrrl]

There are only two places I fart. In the bathroom and in bed when I'm asleep and I have no control over that. There is no excuse for passing wind during any other time of day. If I feel like I have to fart, I discontinue what I'm doing until it goes somewhere else in my body.

[thermobaric]

You're quite the lady, even if you are lying.

[claytonsgrrl]

LOL I'm not lying...that's just me talking my crazy again.

[thermobaric]

Don't deny it. Everyone loves to fart. Crowded elevator, at the guy in line behind you talking on his cellphone, in retaliation of somebody farting at you, and for the simple comic joy of it. It's ok Katie, we know you love to fart. We won't judge you.