lies

[claypeople]

* I'm from the government and i'm here to help you

* i thought i already gave you that money i owed you

* i promise i'll pay you back next friday

* i've never been this drunk before

* i'll never get this drink again

* the software will ship on schedule

* its all your fault!!

* you dont need to use a condom, i'm on the pill

* our cellulars will give you more freedom

* lose all the weight you want!!

* i'm not addicted, i can quit smoking anytime i want.