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First geology lab today! I think the boys in my group now think I'm a dork. They kept asking me to explain stuff about plate tectonics for the lab, and then they would STOP PAYING ATTENTION while I did so, thus causing me to make sound-effects to try and regain their attention so that I could answer their damn question. At least geology has taught me that if I am going to hit someone with a rock, it should be a rock from the oceanic crust, because the oceanic crust is denser than the continental crust. Our lab T.A. also kept INTERRUPTING us while we were working to show us new things. It drove me crazy, and I didn't actually manage to finish filling out the huge lab pamphlet, so now I have extra homework. Boohat.
Today was vagina day in Prose Poetry. Seriously, we workshopped eight pieces of writing and three of them involved vaginas in some way. Or at least sounded like they did -- one involved an elephant's trunk and a crocodile's orifice. And the word 'pussy', although the author MEANT "pus-y". It was a fun poem. The other two involved vagina dentata and one man's incestuous love for cameltoe. Our professor actually face-palmed a couple times. I think I love that class.
Yesterday I befriended some of the boys in my scriptwriting class, and my two-page scene went well. One of the other fun things about that class is that the professor actually has us act out the scenes -- the author doesn't get to act, but they do get to cast it. Thus far, I've been an elderly woman named Gertrude who was unimpressed with her husband springing Viagra on her, and a woman annoyed with her husband for waking her up while tearing the house apart looking for his new socks.
Also, I got the second of the two logic problems from the other night wrong, but I did get the first one right. The stuff that's due tomorrow was way easy though, so I think my brain's finally remembering what I learned in intro to logic a couple of years ago.
And now, a quiz:
Your result for The Classic Dames Test...
Katharine Hepburn
You scored 17% grit, 38% wit, 43% flair, and 17% class!
You are the fabulously quirky and independent woman of character. You go your own way, follow your own drummer, take your own lead. You stand head and shoulders next to your partner, but you are perfectly willing and able to stand alone. Others might be more classically beautiful or conventionally woman-like, but you possess a more fundamental common sense and off-kilter charm, making interesting men fall at your feet. You can pick them up or leave them there as you see fit. You share the screen with the likes of Spencer Tracy and Cary Grant, thinking men who like strong women.
Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the
Classic Leading Man Test.
Take The Classic Dames Test at HelloQuizzy
Today was vagina day in Prose Poetry. Seriously, we workshopped eight pieces of writing and three of them involved vaginas in some way. Or at least sounded like they did -- one involved an elephant's trunk and a crocodile's orifice. And the word 'pussy', although the author MEANT "pus-y". It was a fun poem. The other two involved vagina dentata and one man's incestuous love for cameltoe. Our professor actually face-palmed a couple times. I think I love that class.
Yesterday I befriended some of the boys in my scriptwriting class, and my two-page scene went well. One of the other fun things about that class is that the professor actually has us act out the scenes -- the author doesn't get to act, but they do get to cast it. Thus far, I've been an elderly woman named Gertrude who was unimpressed with her husband springing Viagra on her, and a woman annoyed with her husband for waking her up while tearing the house apart looking for his new socks.
Also, I got the second of the two logic problems from the other night wrong, but I did get the first one right. The stuff that's due tomorrow was way easy though, so I think my brain's finally remembering what I learned in intro to logic a couple of years ago.
And now, a quiz:
Your result for The Classic Dames Test...
Katharine Hepburn
You scored 17% grit, 38% wit, 43% flair, and 17% class!
You are the fabulously quirky and independent woman of character. You go your own way, follow your own drummer, take your own lead. You stand head and shoulders next to your partner, but you are perfectly willing and able to stand alone. Others might be more classically beautiful or conventionally woman-like, but you possess a more fundamental common sense and off-kilter charm, making interesting men fall at your feet. You can pick them up or leave them there as you see fit. You share the screen with the likes of Spencer Tracy and Cary Grant, thinking men who like strong women.
Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the
Classic Leading Man Test.
Take The Classic Dames Test at HelloQuizzy