Diabolical Brilliance, Thy Name Is Cleveland

Oct 18, 2007 10:16


Originally published at Erik-Nelson.com::Blog. You can comment here or there.

So, let’s say you’re playing a baseball game tonight, and winning that game grants you a spot in the World Series. Let’s also say that in order to do win, you have to beat one of the best pitchers in baseball, who has a history of playoff dominance, including against you. You need an edge…you need to phase him somehow. What do you do?

If you’re the Cleveland Indians, the answer is simple: Hire his ex-girlfriend to sing the national anthem.

Provided this isn’t a coincidence (and I’m going to assume that it isn’t, because it’s more fun that way), this is the most brilliant, evil tactic ever. Seriously.

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