Sep 03, 2006 11:24
Im at work right now, parked at mlk and colorado. I sit under a large oak tree in a school parking lot, bored, using their free wireless.
I am browsing the "celebrity playlists" on Itunes. They are mix cd's you can buy that were designed by bands and celebrities.
Rammstein
members listen to Jeff Buckley
Anderson Cooper
likes pavement and yo la tengo, calls pavement "poets who thought they were rock stars"
Kiefer Sutherland
likes sarah mclaughland ( no suprise )
Ashlee Simpson
thinks that the yea yea yeas song 'maps' is " so sexy"
Jerry Bruckheimer
likes Coldplay, and fucks little boys.
WILLIAM SHATNER! YES!
Oh dude!, His first 5 songs are WILLIAM SHATNER SONGS!! his comp ends with the clean version of eminems '8 mile'
Steve Perry
has a Steve Perry song on his comp. And a live Journey song "dont stop belivin'
Trey Anastasio
has the arcade fire, springsteen, talking heads, and bob dylan on his comp. why does he still suck?
Chuck D
...elton john?
Jackie Chan,
the first song is apparently, yes, a Jackie Chan song.
Bill Maher
has a Hedwig and the angry inch song on his comp
Jared Leto
is such a boring ass. U2, Nirvana, Nine inch Nails? Didnt I go to high school with that pretty alterna-dandy? You know you shouldnt be in a band when Anderson Cooper has better musical influences than you!
Frank Black
comp is nothing but Burl Ives songs
BB King
likes Howlin' Wolf. Thats called jesus quoting the torah!
Bobby Brown
has 5 bobby Brown Songs on his comp. Says of 'My Perogative' ;...." best song in the world written by me"
Nicole Kidman
is a b o r i n g cunt. Whats with these celebrities loving U2 and the Police?
Weird Al Yankovik
likes Oingo Boingo, and the sky is also blue.
DJ Rap
likes herself and Ryan Adams. She opens with x2 Smashing Pumpkins songs. Dont they tell these people the rules of comp making!?
Al Franken
opens with CCR's 'Fortunate Son' says " i like it cause i saw it in a jeans ad "
Phil Collen ( def lepord lead singer )
has U2 and the Police on his comp. He ends with sex pistols " god save the queen " which doesnt save his lame ass comp, which even has a Sting song on it. Unforgivable. Cut his arm off too!!
Russel Crowe ,
he likes Nick Cave and Billy Brag. Thats fine, but i wish he didnt.
Billy Idol
has the stooges, velvet underground, and t rex on his comp. And to his credit NOT ONE BILLY IDOL SONG OR PROJECT!! His comp, like his career, surrounded and associated with many things and people so much cooler than him.
Dale Earnhardt Jr
likes 3 doors down ,and yes...godammit....the police!!! He also has a Fletwood Mac as well as a Stevie Nicks song. Jesus man ,wreck your damn car already!
Mogwai
They have jesus and mary chain on their comp, so, HA! They also have yea yea yeas 'maps',, Tour with Ashlee Simpson coming up boys?
Robert Downey Jr.
The POLICE AND U2....make it stop!!!!!
Sarah Mclachlan!!!
Oh yes,...x2 U2 songs!! but no police? Oh wait also x2 Peter Gabriel songs. What Sarah no Kiefer Sutherland spoken word?
Shit, gotta go. Have a call. Fuck i was bored. anderson cooper should make the ubermensch documentary.