So here, have some music. Forget everything you think you know about Toto, especially if "Africa" and "Rosanna" are all you're familiar with. Approximately two seconds into it, you'll see why.
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Speaking of which:
cinnatart locked the entry I linked to and put up a new one with the correct poem. Which is still wrong to use for the reasons I outlined, but whatever. I'm firmly in the camp of, "Okay, I messed up; here's how, and here's my new take," when it comes to making corrections, rather than the camp of delete-and-act-as-though-it-never-happened. YMMV. Anyway, that's why the link no longer works.
That said, I have a post to make, and I think it's gonna be a long one.