[Alas, you're being visited by the Drunk Dialing! fairy. Sorry in advance.]
[And really, it's pretty damn obvious, what with the slurring and the stuttering and the rather fail attempt at anger. It all comes out more tired than anything.]
Sen-Senji?
[There's a pause, before--]
Were you born a dick, or did som-something happen to make you such a-- a dick?
[And really, it's pretty damn obvious, what with the slurring and the stuttering and the rather fail attempt at anger. It all comes out more tired than anything.]
Sen-Senji?
[There's a pause, before--]
Were you born a dick, or did som-something happen to make you such a-- a dick?
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That's a good one, man. You stay up all night thinkin' of that gem?
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Tch, no. I've had it for a looooong time.
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I'm real honored.
But I ain't exactly in the mood to give out my whole life story to some drunken ape, so I guess it sucks to be you, huh?
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Ape! I'm not an ape! Shut up!
What's an ape?
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Are you fuckin' serious? They don't even have those where you're from, or are you just too shitfaced to remember?
...actually on second thought, don't answer that. I don't wanna break the illusion here.
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