What is this thing?

[clawofcat]

Part of my job in marketing my company's products to museums is exhibition research. On Friday I was updating the staff contact list for contemporary art museums, and stumbled onto the Museum of Contemporary Art, Chicago's website. Since I deal with gift shop managers, I went onto the store site to verify the buyer name and came across this image instead:

What exactly do you think this product is? My first guess...prostate stimulator.