What a time to grade...
Oh my word, I can't tell you students how guilty I feel right now! The one trip I stay back at the castle to grade exams is the one where all atrocities break loose. Well, I would just like to assure all my precious students that as long as there's breath in our bodies your professors will ensure your safety at this school. From the stories I've heard you all managed to keep your heads under the attack and I assure you that while the present may be wracked with termoil, you students have given this old wizard hope for the future. Should any of you ever need to discuss what happened or need to hear a good knock knock joke, my office door is always open.