to die will be an awfully big adventure.

[clawedraven]

yesterday, I, amanda brocklehurst, had the spiritual experience of a lifetime when out of thousands of hopefuls, I was chosen to play the challenging role of corpse in our annual murder mystery. it was undeniably intense. you may want to skip reading this if you have a heart condition

Comments

[mynamesnotzach]

Three cheers for the corpse.

[clawedraven]

the recognition is appreciated.

[abitloony]

you're a very nice

corpse,

amandy. (see, i compromise.)

[clawedraven]

your compromise is not good enough.

[abitloony]

oh. alright.

[clawedraven]

but you can use it, i guess.

[soleheir]

Do us all a favour: drop dead and stay down this time.

[clawedraven]

i would haunt you.