insemination
Insemination,
It is no fuss it is no bother,
for you will never have to date,
And you will never have to Mate,
And you will never fix a breakfast for the father.
Insemination,
Althought the specimin is frail,
You simply get into your car,
Go buy a daddy in a jar,
Or you could shop at home and *get it* through the mail.
Sex without children,
I used to do that with my ex...
Alas the middle class today's
declared that method tres passe,
And now the rage is to have children without sex.
Insemination,
Try it at home, you have my blessing.
Go to the market and you'll see,
they sell the kits on aisle three
Between the mayonnaise and thousand island dressing.
Insemination...
INSEMINATION!!!!!
Cha-cha-cha!
That is called "The Artificial Tango" and I wrote it one day in a Medical Ethics class at seminary. Good thing I got *something* out of that class!
Welll, well, well, did I call it right, or what? Josh the marine is gone gone gone.
I am pretty sure Kimberly will go next week
then it will be clay and ruben
the only chance clay would stand is if, by some freak happenstance, all of the viewers think that they are supposed to dial in and vote for the one they would rather have punch them in the breadbasket.
And goddam west wing, I actually managed to get home in time to see it last night - all of the commercials for weeks have been about "someone in the white house being kidnapped" and wouldn't you know it, they put it at the last five minutes. I like the show, but I can see it degrading into E.R. level angst all too soon.
Am out of snokes...too lazy to get more...clean air, burning lungs...
It is no fuss it is no bother,
for you will never have to date,
And you will never have to Mate,
And you will never fix a breakfast for the father.
Insemination,
Althought the specimin is frail,
You simply get into your car,
Go buy a daddy in a jar,
Or you could shop at home and *get it* through the mail.
Sex without children,
I used to do that with my ex...
Alas the middle class today's
declared that method tres passe,
And now the rage is to have children without sex.
Insemination,
Try it at home, you have my blessing.
Go to the market and you'll see,
they sell the kits on aisle three
Between the mayonnaise and thousand island dressing.
Insemination...
INSEMINATION!!!!!
Cha-cha-cha!
That is called "The Artificial Tango" and I wrote it one day in a Medical Ethics class at seminary. Good thing I got *something* out of that class!
Welll, well, well, did I call it right, or what? Josh the marine is gone gone gone.
I am pretty sure Kimberly will go next week
then it will be clay and ruben
the only chance clay would stand is if, by some freak happenstance, all of the viewers think that they are supposed to dial in and vote for the one they would rather have punch them in the breadbasket.
And goddam west wing, I actually managed to get home in time to see it last night - all of the commercials for weeks have been about "someone in the white house being kidnapped" and wouldn't you know it, they put it at the last five minutes. I like the show, but I can see it degrading into E.R. level angst all too soon.
Am out of snokes...too lazy to get more...clean air, burning lungs...