Food Network II
Dear Giada de Laurentiis:
Pasta is great. Even the Bible says it somewhere. If all of us could only eat food from one single country and one single kind, it would be Italian. That's a fact. 9 out of 10 people love Italian, and the 1 out of 10 who doesn't it's because they haven't tried it. And when they try it, they love it.
Stop being that 1 out of 10. EAT THE FOOD YOU COOK. YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK SCARY.
EAT FUCKING SOMETHING. IF NOT YOUR FOOD, AT LEAST SOME TOILET PAPER! WITH POOPOO! FOR THE PROTEIN INTAKE!
Love and Carbohydrates,
Cynthia Rodriguez
President of the Comitee for Common Sense in the Kitchen
P.S. Blue Velvet is not David Lynch's best movie.
Pasta is great. Even the Bible says it somewhere. If all of us could only eat food from one single country and one single kind, it would be Italian. That's a fact. 9 out of 10 people love Italian, and the 1 out of 10 who doesn't it's because they haven't tried it. And when they try it, they love it.
Stop being that 1 out of 10. EAT THE FOOD YOU COOK. YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK SCARY.
EAT FUCKING SOMETHING. IF NOT YOUR FOOD, AT LEAST SOME TOILET PAPER! WITH POOPOO! FOR THE PROTEIN INTAKE!
Love and Carbohydrates,
Cynthia Rodriguez
President of the Comitee for Common Sense in the Kitchen
P.S. Blue Velvet is not David Lynch's best movie.