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Meme lifted from Yahtzee...
1. Forge
2. Batman (Batman Begins)
3. Kermit the Frog
4. Paul Maud-Dib
5. Ginny Weasely
6. Storm (comic book)
7. Elaine Benes
8. Phoebe Buffay
9. Walter Skinner
10. Eric Weiss
11. Tony Soprano
12. Arthur Dent
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I haven’t, I doubt I ever will and can’t imagine why anyone would write it. I can’t imagine any encounter between that that doesn’t involve Tony catching a lighting bolt about 20 seconds into it.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Umm…No. I envy his knife-fighting ability. That’s about it.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That would actually be kind of sweet. Phoebe was occasionally find Arthur a little too negative and pessimistic, Arthur would sometimes find Phoebe too flighty, but in comparison to some of his associates, relatively tame.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Not really. It has been many, many moons since I read any X-Files fic.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
That’s interesting combo. They’ve both got trust issues, so it would be easy, but they could work it out. Ororo was also orphaned by random violence and she likes her men intelligent and intense. She also spent time as a pickpocket and cat burglar, so she’d have the same kind of bad girl appeal as Selina, only he wouldn’t have to reform her. Bruce would have to lighten up a little bit, but I tend to think that sharing a bed with Storm would improve his mood a bit.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ginny and Skinner? Heck no. I don’t think that need explanation. Ginny and Weiss, it think, would be good pals who could grow into pleasant little couple.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
A stunned face, a melodramatic spin on her heel, then straight to Monk’s or Jerry apartment to make cutting remarks about what she’d seen. A chance of pouting that Batman plays for the other team. If she’d entered unobserved, she would watch for a while.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Kermit/Weiss fic? Hmmm…It turns out that a Rambaldi artifact was buried just east of what is now Orlando, FL, right under the MGM Studios theme park. Weiss is undercover as Kermit at the Muppetvision attraction…? Maybe I should take another crack at this one when I’m fully awake.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I hope not.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Elaine/Arthur? She’s not much for comforting anyone. Arthur would be totally inept at dealing with such a stereotypical NYC woman. How about “Diner Blues”? Most of this would be forced conversation about various disasters in their lives and faux sympathy as each character is silently dying for a tactful way to end the conversation and leave.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Very, very tough question. It would have to involve a bizarre tribal ritual or some sort. These guys are aggressively non-slash. Paul's barely interested in sex as it is.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Again, I doubt it exists.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I really, really hope not because that would mean that someone on my flist is plushie.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I doubt it, once again. I picked really awkward characters for this meme.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Batman/Paul/Ginny? I don’t think so. I could actually see Bat/Dune fic much easier than I can see Ginny interacting with either of them.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
GOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Easiest answer yet…Starfish and Coffee.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
That’s not as far-fetched as it sounds. With Forge and Storm in a fic long enough to seriously involve Arthur Dent, it’s an NC17.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
You’re a hockey fan, too? I’ve got rink-side seats for the Stanley Cup…
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I haven’t read any HP fic since HBP.
1. Forge
2. Batman (Batman Begins)
3. Kermit the Frog
4. Paul Maud-Dib
5. Ginny Weasely
6. Storm (comic book)
7. Elaine Benes
8. Phoebe Buffay
9. Walter Skinner
10. Eric Weiss
11. Tony Soprano
12. Arthur Dent
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I haven’t, I doubt I ever will and can’t imagine why anyone would write it. I can’t imagine any encounter between that that doesn’t involve Tony catching a lighting bolt about 20 seconds into it.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Umm…No. I envy his knife-fighting ability. That’s about it.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That would actually be kind of sweet. Phoebe was occasionally find Arthur a little too negative and pessimistic, Arthur would sometimes find Phoebe too flighty, but in comparison to some of his associates, relatively tame.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Not really. It has been many, many moons since I read any X-Files fic.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
That’s interesting combo. They’ve both got trust issues, so it would be easy, but they could work it out. Ororo was also orphaned by random violence and she likes her men intelligent and intense. She also spent time as a pickpocket and cat burglar, so she’d have the same kind of bad girl appeal as Selina, only he wouldn’t have to reform her. Bruce would have to lighten up a little bit, but I tend to think that sharing a bed with Storm would improve his mood a bit.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ginny and Skinner? Heck no. I don’t think that need explanation. Ginny and Weiss, it think, would be good pals who could grow into pleasant little couple.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
A stunned face, a melodramatic spin on her heel, then straight to Monk’s or Jerry apartment to make cutting remarks about what she’d seen. A chance of pouting that Batman plays for the other team. If she’d entered unobserved, she would watch for a while.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Kermit/Weiss fic? Hmmm…It turns out that a Rambaldi artifact was buried just east of what is now Orlando, FL, right under the MGM Studios theme park. Weiss is undercover as Kermit at the Muppetvision attraction…? Maybe I should take another crack at this one when I’m fully awake.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I hope not.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Elaine/Arthur? She’s not much for comforting anyone. Arthur would be totally inept at dealing with such a stereotypical NYC woman. How about “Diner Blues”? Most of this would be forced conversation about various disasters in their lives and faux sympathy as each character is silently dying for a tactful way to end the conversation and leave.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Very, very tough question. It would have to involve a bizarre tribal ritual or some sort. These guys are aggressively non-slash. Paul's barely interested in sex as it is.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Again, I doubt it exists.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I really, really hope not because that would mean that someone on my flist is plushie.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I doubt it, once again. I picked really awkward characters for this meme.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Batman/Paul/Ginny? I don’t think so. I could actually see Bat/Dune fic much easier than I can see Ginny interacting with either of them.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
GOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Easiest answer yet…Starfish and Coffee.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
That’s not as far-fetched as it sounds. With Forge and Storm in a fic long enough to seriously involve Arthur Dent, it’s an NC17.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
You’re a hockey fan, too? I’ve got rink-side seats for the Stanley Cup…
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I haven’t read any HP fic since HBP.