Bowl

Feb 06, 2006 04:07

Surprisingly, I'm gonna give my opinion about this year's SuperBowl, even though most of you know of my unfavorable attitude towards football.

I'm not ignorant about football, and I'll tell you why: Algebra.

The textbooks we used in school had so many football story problems, you didn't need Coach to teach you about the game. I guess that was the only way they could get kids to learn.

Anyway, Seattle played like shit, The Rolling Stones gave a mediocre performance (at best), and there wasn't a single commercial that wowed me or made me laugh my ass off. I have to say, most boring Superbowl I've ever been privy too.

At least MTV was out of it. I still think the stupidest thing was after 9/11, when it was decided we needed an "All-American Halftime Show." And who played that year...?

Irish Pop sensation U2! Patriotic indeed!

Touchdown: Colin - 13 / Dumbasses - 0 (I missed the extra point)
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