X-Men Origins: Wolverine sucks what?
***SPOILER ALERT***
"I'm so mad I could kiss you."
X-Men Origins: Wolverine sucks this. I hope I didn't ruin it for you.
But seriously, I don't think that there is a way for me to ruin it anymore than it has already been ruined, despite being fortified with hot scattered man-ass. (Literally -- you get to see little of Hugh Jackman's business.)
I don't know what David Benioff was smoking, but not only did he and his little buddies ruin the story of Wolverine, they really just made an all-around crappy movie, complete with overdramatic slow-motion shots, entirely predictable dialogue (I know this, because I talked over the entire movie and 9 times out of 10, I said exactly what the character said before they said it... but I was just kidding), crappy costuming, boring flashbacks, dumb broads, and WILL.I.AM. His presence pretty much guarantees that what follows will suck.
Luckily he DIESDIESDIES, albeit in a pretty lame manner. Pretty much everyone who dies in this movie does so in the least interesting way possible.
Aside from the bastardisation of a pretty good story, the most offensive thing about this movie was GAMBIT, who is one of my favorite X-Men, but who gets the shaft here (pun not intended). The guy didn't even really bother with the accent! Outrage! They weren't even really trying.
Oh, please.
In short, don't go see it unless you don't care about the X-Men and/or you get as big of a boner as I do seeing Liev Schreiber run around in a black duster with wolf-y facial hair. Oh, there is a sweet fight scene like five minutes from the end of the movie that managed to be the only cool part of the movie. Not 12 bucks cool, though.
I just got cat hair all up in the top right dryer downstairs. I hope that the Unpleasant Lady uses that dryer when she does her ten billion loads of laundry tomorrow night.
"I'm so mad I could kiss you."
X-Men Origins: Wolverine sucks this. I hope I didn't ruin it for you.
But seriously, I don't think that there is a way for me to ruin it anymore than it has already been ruined, despite being fortified with hot scattered man-ass. (Literally -- you get to see little of Hugh Jackman's business.)
I don't know what David Benioff was smoking, but not only did he and his little buddies ruin the story of Wolverine, they really just made an all-around crappy movie, complete with overdramatic slow-motion shots, entirely predictable dialogue (I know this, because I talked over the entire movie and 9 times out of 10, I said exactly what the character said before they said it... but I was just kidding), crappy costuming, boring flashbacks, dumb broads, and WILL.I.AM. His presence pretty much guarantees that what follows will suck.
Luckily he DIESDIESDIES, albeit in a pretty lame manner. Pretty much everyone who dies in this movie does so in the least interesting way possible.
Aside from the bastardisation of a pretty good story, the most offensive thing about this movie was GAMBIT, who is one of my favorite X-Men, but who gets the shaft here (pun not intended). The guy didn't even really bother with the accent! Outrage! They weren't even really trying.
Oh, please.
In short, don't go see it unless you don't care about the X-Men and/or you get as big of a boner as I do seeing Liev Schreiber run around in a black duster with wolf-y facial hair. Oh, there is a sweet fight scene like five minutes from the end of the movie that managed to be the only cool part of the movie. Not 12 bucks cool, though.
I just got cat hair all up in the top right dryer downstairs. I hope that the Unpleasant Lady uses that dryer when she does her ten billion loads of laundry tomorrow night.