MY FAAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!
Your result for The Watchmen Personality Type Test...
Rorschach
You scored 64% Moral Imperatives and 44% Attitude!
You are extremely moral absolutist.
While you unwaveringly follow a strict moral code, you often fail to demonstrate the empathy needed to make a moral decision. You find institutional forms of order unsatisfactory and oppressive and believe that your uncompromisng standpoint somehow exempts you from accusations of wrong-doing.
While some might respect your individual and steadfast perspective, be prepared for the possibility that the practical majority might find your black and white moral code unnacceptable.
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That's, like, not even true. Fuck you, personality quiz.
Since I feel like garbage, my lymph nodes are still swollen to the size of grapes (literally, and it fuckin' hurts and I can't even take any pain meds because they'll interact with the antibiotics), and I feel nauseous from half of a poorly-made turkey hero, I'm going back to sleep for the 5th time today. Hmmrphhrhghhhannnn...