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You have two cyborg cows.
Gundam 00 -
CELESTIAL BEING: Veda decides that your cows are war-inciting weapons. Gundams kill your cows.
CELESTIAL BEING: You have two cows. You cannot become Gundam.
AZADISTAN: You have two cows. The United Nations unilaterally decides that you cannot export any of their milk.
THE KURDISH REPUBLIC: You have two cows. You must kill them to participate in this holy war.
OVERFLAGS: You have ten cows, but you swore to defeat Celestial Being with a horse.
(HOWAAAAAARD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOSOOOON!).
Gundam SEED -
Earth Alliance Forces: You have three cows. They are raised on bovine growth hormones for combat against genetically modified cows, but killed by the main characters.
ZAFT: You have two cows. Chairman Durandal decides that you are genetically predisposed to take care of sheep, and productivity is maximized when you switch jobs with your neighbor the shepherd.
LOGOS: You have two cows. You manipulate the market and incite combat in political hot-spots to drive up the sales of milk.
ORB: Ignore the cows we have in that bunker over there. We're lactose intolerant, really!
Char's Counteattack
NEO-ZEON: Char drops your cows on the Earth.
LONDO BELL : You have a really awesome cow and another pretty cool cow but you're not allowed to use them because of red tape until the colony is already splattering that other farm.
Zeta Gundam -
AEUG: You have two cows, but they're sewn together from the parts of dead cows. Your milk is awful, but it's the milk of the people.
TITANS: Your arrogant belief that your two cows are unassailable leads to their shameful milking by the enemy.
Gundam 0080 War in the Pocket -
THE CYCLOPS TEAM: Your cows are destined to be hamburgers.
Tekkaman Blade / "Teknoman" -
SPACE KNIGHTS: You have two cows. You find a really effective way to feed them but lose your memory each time you do.
ALLIED DEFENCE FORCE: You have one cheap knockoff of your neighbour's cow and thousands of smaller cows that don't give any milk. You keep trying to milk them anyway, then inadvertantly destroy your own farm.
Turn-A Gundam
EARTH MILITIA: You put the cows in your Gundam.
Moonrace: You send one of your cows to graze in the Earthrace's yard, and then act surprised when they come after you with a pitchfork for ruining their flower bed.
SRW Banpresto Originals -
Elzam: You have two cows. You paint them black with red and gold highlights. You can't stop hearing awesome music.
Code Geass -
BRITANNIA: You have many cows. You allow them to rule parts of your farm to see who is the strongest, and who will take over the farm.
G Gundam -
DEVIL ARMY: Your cows are a part of nature, but you aren't, so die.
Shuffle Alliance: You may have silver hooves, BUT THEY'RE NO MATCH FOR THESE GOLD HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Evangelion:
NERV - You have three cows. They're all mentally unstable, but essential for bringing about the agricultural instrumentality project.
SEELE - NERV has three cows. They'll let you use them for your ends, but eventually, farmer Ikari will try to initiate his own goals. You'll have to take his farm by force with your own mass-produced heifers.
NERV: Your cows end the world.
Macross / "Robotech":
The Zentraedi - You have two cows. Their combat capabilities, however, are of no use to you. So you promptly beat them to death and eat the meat.
Gundam X -
Space Revolutionary Army: You have two cows. The Old Federation won't let you use their fields to graze them. In retaliation, you bombard their field to cinders.
In 15 years, use the funds you've made from milk sales to build a giant cannon to wipe out the rest.
Misc. -
Paradigm Corporation: Dairy farms are tomato farms.
Genom: Good luck getting your milk from cows other than ours.
Gowa Family: You have one really old cow, and four inferior copies of it. You plot to take over the world by monopolising the milk market.
Gutsy Galaxy Guard:
You have several Cows run by courage. It doesn't care if they're sick, fainted or dead, they'll always produce 1000% more milk than the last day.
CLYNE FACTION: You have two cows. One milkspams and the other has lasers in its hooves. You crush the major powers of the world with peace and love.
The Buff Clan - You have two cows. Problem is, you've got your eye on the bull your neighbor has, and said neighbor is unwilling to relinquish it. You throw everything you've got into getting this bull, including using a massive thresher as your final trump card. In the end, the bull is destroyed, and takes down both farms with it.
Time-Space Administration Bureau: You have 2 Cyborg Loli Cows. They have freaky lesbian sex while you watch.
ZEON - Your cows want to be free, and you have the sheep to do it. But one of your other sheep gets your commanding sheep killed in battle against the much larger farm. One cow turns into Hitler and you eventually lose the farm because of the inexperience of your sheep and one really powerful goat from the other farm.
Special Vehicles Section 2, Unit 2: You have all the best cows, but all your farmers are near incompetent.
The 08th MS Farm: You have some cows. Great care and attention to detail is taken over their care. Unfortunately, your neighbouring farm has an uber-bull and you're in love with their milkmaid.
Black Ghost - You have 9 cows. You use illegal weapons technology to modify them all for combat. The cows will go rogue. Expect to modify more cows to take them down.
Big Fire - You have two cows. An independent agent has offered to join you, bringing with him a device which can cause all cows to cease giving milk. Even though this is part of his own twisted little revenge scheme, you agree to it, in accordance with the will of your master in cold storage.
Hau Dragon: One of your eight cows was stolen by a farmer who wants to become King of Hades, and will make earth into hades with the cow...?
Getter Ray Research Laboratory: You have three cows and the grass that they feed on, but the neighboring farm wants you to stop feeding your cows this grass because it creates milk far too potent.
Battle Bovine Yukikaze: You have one cow. It can milk itself.
Getter Robo Institution: You recruit 3 Batshit crazy Goats to pilot your 3 part combining Cyborg Cow. They proceed to slaughter all the other farm competition, and half of your farm just for the hell of it.
Photon Research Lab - Your cows combine to fight against the mad scientist/farmer down the street to try and defend the world from his sheep army. There's some weird horse/goat hybrid that everyone gets creeped out by and eventually your cows need the help of another cow that can shoot lightning. A sheep wants to be a cow too, but fails hilariously at it.
Godannar teams - You paired up your two cows with every other teams two cows to battle some space goats, but they keep dieing and being resurrected. Your cows also stand for different sexual practices and when they get too worked up over fighting the goats, they turn into goats themselves.
Oh, and while most of the cows have really big udders, one of them has a huge butt and everyone on /cow/ fawns over her.
Crossbone Vanguard: You have three cows. You OH WAIT IT'S OVER
Agito: You have an ancient mystical warrior cow, an ancient biological warrior cow and a high tech warrior cow prone to clumsiness fighting the Devil trying to exterminate all cows who try to achieve the next stage of evolution
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By now you may get the patter. Got something to add?
EDIT: "Unfinished Business" tomorrow (for us). GOOOOO MANNY! FINISH IT!
Gundam 00 -
CELESTIAL BEING: Veda decides that your cows are war-inciting weapons. Gundams kill your cows.
CELESTIAL BEING: You have two cows. You cannot become Gundam.
AZADISTAN: You have two cows. The United Nations unilaterally decides that you cannot export any of their milk.
THE KURDISH REPUBLIC: You have two cows. You must kill them to participate in this holy war.
OVERFLAGS: You have ten cows, but you swore to defeat Celestial Being with a horse.
(HOWAAAAAARD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOSOOOON!).
Gundam SEED -
Earth Alliance Forces: You have three cows. They are raised on bovine growth hormones for combat against genetically modified cows, but killed by the main characters.
ZAFT: You have two cows. Chairman Durandal decides that you are genetically predisposed to take care of sheep, and productivity is maximized when you switch jobs with your neighbor the shepherd.
LOGOS: You have two cows. You manipulate the market and incite combat in political hot-spots to drive up the sales of milk.
ORB: Ignore the cows we have in that bunker over there. We're lactose intolerant, really!
Char's Counteattack
NEO-ZEON: Char drops your cows on the Earth.
LONDO BELL : You have a really awesome cow and another pretty cool cow but you're not allowed to use them because of red tape until the colony is already splattering that other farm.
Zeta Gundam -
AEUG: You have two cows, but they're sewn together from the parts of dead cows. Your milk is awful, but it's the milk of the people.
TITANS: Your arrogant belief that your two cows are unassailable leads to their shameful milking by the enemy.
Gundam 0080 War in the Pocket -
THE CYCLOPS TEAM: Your cows are destined to be hamburgers.
Tekkaman Blade / "Teknoman" -
SPACE KNIGHTS: You have two cows. You find a really effective way to feed them but lose your memory each time you do.
ALLIED DEFENCE FORCE: You have one cheap knockoff of your neighbour's cow and thousands of smaller cows that don't give any milk. You keep trying to milk them anyway, then inadvertantly destroy your own farm.
Turn-A Gundam
EARTH MILITIA: You put the cows in your Gundam.
Moonrace: You send one of your cows to graze in the Earthrace's yard, and then act surprised when they come after you with a pitchfork for ruining their flower bed.
SRW Banpresto Originals -
Elzam: You have two cows. You paint them black with red and gold highlights. You can't stop hearing awesome music.
Code Geass -
BRITANNIA: You have many cows. You allow them to rule parts of your farm to see who is the strongest, and who will take over the farm.
G Gundam -
DEVIL ARMY: Your cows are a part of nature, but you aren't, so die.
Shuffle Alliance: You may have silver hooves, BUT THEY'RE NO MATCH FOR THESE GOLD HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Evangelion:
NERV - You have three cows. They're all mentally unstable, but essential for bringing about the agricultural instrumentality project.
SEELE - NERV has three cows. They'll let you use them for your ends, but eventually, farmer Ikari will try to initiate his own goals. You'll have to take his farm by force with your own mass-produced heifers.
NERV: Your cows end the world.
Macross / "Robotech":
The Zentraedi - You have two cows. Their combat capabilities, however, are of no use to you. So you promptly beat them to death and eat the meat.
Gundam X -
Space Revolutionary Army: You have two cows. The Old Federation won't let you use their fields to graze them. In retaliation, you bombard their field to cinders.
In 15 years, use the funds you've made from milk sales to build a giant cannon to wipe out the rest.
Misc. -
Paradigm Corporation: Dairy farms are tomato farms.
Genom: Good luck getting your milk from cows other than ours.
Gowa Family: You have one really old cow, and four inferior copies of it. You plot to take over the world by monopolising the milk market.
Gutsy Galaxy Guard:
You have several Cows run by courage. It doesn't care if they're sick, fainted or dead, they'll always produce 1000% more milk than the last day.
CLYNE FACTION: You have two cows. One milkspams and the other has lasers in its hooves. You crush the major powers of the world with peace and love.
The Buff Clan - You have two cows. Problem is, you've got your eye on the bull your neighbor has, and said neighbor is unwilling to relinquish it. You throw everything you've got into getting this bull, including using a massive thresher as your final trump card. In the end, the bull is destroyed, and takes down both farms with it.
Time-Space Administration Bureau: You have 2 Cyborg Loli Cows. They have freaky lesbian sex while you watch.
ZEON - Your cows want to be free, and you have the sheep to do it. But one of your other sheep gets your commanding sheep killed in battle against the much larger farm. One cow turns into Hitler and you eventually lose the farm because of the inexperience of your sheep and one really powerful goat from the other farm.
Special Vehicles Section 2, Unit 2: You have all the best cows, but all your farmers are near incompetent.
The 08th MS Farm: You have some cows. Great care and attention to detail is taken over their care. Unfortunately, your neighbouring farm has an uber-bull and you're in love with their milkmaid.
Black Ghost - You have 9 cows. You use illegal weapons technology to modify them all for combat. The cows will go rogue. Expect to modify more cows to take them down.
Big Fire - You have two cows. An independent agent has offered to join you, bringing with him a device which can cause all cows to cease giving milk. Even though this is part of his own twisted little revenge scheme, you agree to it, in accordance with the will of your master in cold storage.
Hau Dragon: One of your eight cows was stolen by a farmer who wants to become King of Hades, and will make earth into hades with the cow...?
Getter Ray Research Laboratory: You have three cows and the grass that they feed on, but the neighboring farm wants you to stop feeding your cows this grass because it creates milk far too potent.
Battle Bovine Yukikaze: You have one cow. It can milk itself.
Getter Robo Institution: You recruit 3 Batshit crazy Goats to pilot your 3 part combining Cyborg Cow. They proceed to slaughter all the other farm competition, and half of your farm just for the hell of it.
Photon Research Lab - Your cows combine to fight against the mad scientist/farmer down the street to try and defend the world from his sheep army. There's some weird horse/goat hybrid that everyone gets creeped out by and eventually your cows need the help of another cow that can shoot lightning. A sheep wants to be a cow too, but fails hilariously at it.
Godannar teams - You paired up your two cows with every other teams two cows to battle some space goats, but they keep dieing and being resurrected. Your cows also stand for different sexual practices and when they get too worked up over fighting the goats, they turn into goats themselves.
Oh, and while most of the cows have really big udders, one of them has a huge butt and everyone on /cow/ fawns over her.
Crossbone Vanguard: You have three cows. You OH WAIT IT'S OVER
Agito: You have an ancient mystical warrior cow, an ancient biological warrior cow and a high tech warrior cow prone to clumsiness fighting the Devil trying to exterminate all cows who try to achieve the next stage of evolution
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By now you may get the patter. Got something to add?
EDIT: "Unfinished Business" tomorrow (for us). GOOOOO MANNY! FINISH IT!