Leaving, on a jet plane
Well, I'm going on holiday. About sodding time too. The first in 2 and a half YEARS. That's a long time to not have a complete uninterrupted rest. So I'm quite excited. Yaaay. My bags packed & everything! And I have a new bikini! With flamingos on! To sunbathe in! We're going to Majorca, by the way. Which is exciting because it's an ISLAND and I've NEVER been there before. Wow.
Wow, I need a break..
Also, I have sexeh new hair, which is different to my old hair & makes me look sexeh & sophisticated &did I mention I look sexeh? Expecially in my bikini? Not to blow my own trumpet or anything, but I look goooood!
Anyhow, toodle oo. Don't you worry about me having fun. I'll have enough for you all! I think..
Wow, I need a break..
Also, I have sexeh new hair, which is different to my old hair & makes me look sexeh & sophisticated &did I mention I look sexeh? Expecially in my bikini? Not to blow my own trumpet or anything, but I look goooood!
Anyhow, toodle oo. Don't you worry about me having fun. I'll have enough for you all! I think..