OH NOES D:

Jun 06, 2006 21:24

Have you ever had sneakers that just fit your foot so well it’s like they’re made especially for you? You hear a choir of angels because there’s a leetle factory somewhere making “Claudia” shoes? I do. I DOOO.

I present to you my black sneakers.



Some might say they are the ugliest shoes ever made in history of LIFE (And I couldn't entirely disagree), But I do not CARE. I LOVE my sneakers and my sneakers love ME. We kick butt together, run, jog, dance, boogie, save the world and fight crime!

However...

This morning I found a deep tear in the sole of my sneakers. I was devastated! My world came crumbling down! My... sneakers are letting too much air through them now, and now everytime I step on a puddle my feet get wet. It’s so sad ;__; I am so sad. I’ve had them for leik 5 years. We’ve become inseparable. best mates! Buddies! Long lost twins! Pals!

My mum hates them. She wants to shoot them with a bazooka and blast them out of orbit.

So:  sneakers, if you are reading this, I just want to tell you, I love you, I care about you, sure, I don’t tie your shoelaces as often as you’d like, and I might jump around in the puddles too much, but I do, I care about you, sneakers! I always go out with you! I take you a bunch of different places! We have fun together! Please don’t break any further!

That is all. And now to demonstrate my appreciation for you, sneakers, I made this doll commemorating all of our good times.



Base

Love,
Claudia

art, silly

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