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[classprotector]

...What the hell.

DRABBLE MEME/MS PAINT DOODLE MEME

Yes, I do these all the damn time. Shut up, I'm bored.

pls specify at least one character.

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[canned_al]

Something with the A Team and Sousuke? |D

[classprotector]

"W...we're gonna work on this!!!" says Ari.

"Why? It seems like a really good plan!" says Ash.

"It's not safe for civilians to be inside a living creature."

"......................" says Ari.

"Sousuke," says Al, trying to be the voice of reason, since Ari has the voice of what the fuck pretty well covered, "I don't think Ash--"

"We gotta capture it again!" says Ash.

"Affirmative," says Sousuke. "The hospital creature must be detained."

"Awesome! I'll get Pikachu."

"ash," says Ari.

"Ash," says Al.

"For what purpose?" says Sousuke.

"We gotta weaken it," says Ash. "Otherwise you can't capture it! Last time we got it but it had some really scary glare attacks."

"Understood," says Sousuke. "I will procure explosives."

Ari and Al look at each other.

It's so nice to have Sousuke back.

[_overshadowed_]

AkCpbBTBbtrtttTtT SOUUSSUUKKKEEEEEEE

[classprotector]

FASTEST WAY TO WEAKEN A HOSPITAL D:

[marezydoats]

Rin and Anya. The rest of the equation can be left entirely to your imagination. XD

[classprotector]

Here!

[thestudyofbirds]

OMG win. ♥

[im_impulse]

Can I ask for Robin and Buffy awkward talking?

[classprotector]

"Err," says Robin, because he sucks at starting conversations. "Hi, Buffy

[im_impulse]

Kon is totally virginal. It was a virgin birth.

This is so cute and makes me think Robin would object to, like, everything in the wedding. And questions of why Bart might end up maid of honor. ♥ Totally cheered me up

[its_the_cape]

*kind of wants to take this and match up icons to the conversation.*

[_overshadowed_]

Ari and Chase and punching people OR fire or both.

[classprotector]

"See, shop kid," says Chase, with an expansive gesture. "That's why fistigons are so cool."

"What?" asks Ari, who feels like he's come in in the middle of a conversation. He can only assume Chase was having this conversation with himself. Which isn't really surprising.

"Cuz, it's like...you wanna punch a dude, right?"

"...........all the time."

"But you also kinda wanna set him on fire."

"..........."

"Cuz fire's totally sweet."

"...yeah."

"So you get fistigons. And then he's like. On fire. And you punched him."

"...uh huh."

"So can you order those?"

"I don't know what those are."

"'sokay," says Chase. "I drew a picture."

He hands Ari a piece of paper.

Ari dots for a while. "...why do you only have three fingers on one hand."

"Artistic license."

"Has Gert gotten you spaid yet?"

"Nah, gardening is totally gay."

"...oh. Good."

[the_wildcat]

Give me something with Anya and Tomo bebe. ♥

[classprotector]

la la la going to hell.

--

"All boys like orgasms."

"Yeah! But I mean they don't like orgasms from all girls."

"They say they don't, but in a thousand years of vengeance I've found boys aren't at all picky about where their orgasms come from."

"...Really?"

"Oh yes. They say they're faithful and love only you but they'll take orgasms from any girl."

"And they like it?"

"They love it."

"Always?"

"I've never met a boy who didn't want any orgasm he could get."

And that's how Tomo ended up raping Sano.

[onsen_addict]

omg.

[classprotector]

...i'm sry sano D: