Title: The Littlest Celery
Characters: The Fifth Doctor and his celery
Rating: All Ages
Spoilers: None
Once upon a time, in a faraway land called Castrovalva, there was a bowl of celery... This is a bit of crack that happened thanks to my lovely Tumblrfolk. People seem to really love it, though.
AND I PROMISE THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE SAFE HOUSE IS ON THE WAY. I'm just waiting to hear back from my second beta.