Dear Santa...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I punched midnighty in the arm (-10 points). In April I bought porn for zoe_bowie (-10 points). Last week I set pinball_pops's puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I bought porn for jingamoffin (10 points). In July I gave bombe_alaska a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-86 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
classics79
*OMG! I'm such a bad person!
PP, You have to believe that when I set your puppy on fire it was a total accident!
BA, the Dutch Oven was intentional.
Mid, I hope I didn't leave too big a bruise? Oops.
And ZB and Jinga? I don't remember ever getting thank you notes from you pair of ingrates. :snooty:
PS... a spanking? Yeeeehah!