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From Sylvia. By A.R. Gurney
This is the scene in which she yells at the cat.
Hold it!
There’s something there.
There! There! Under that parked car.
Hey, hey, hey!
Knew it!
Let me at it.
I said let me at that thing. I want to kill that fucker.
Hey you! Hey kitty! You’re a sack of shit, you know that?
You’re disgusting, kitty! You’re a disgrace to the animal kingdom!
Smell that damn thing! Can you smell it? I can smell it from here! You stink, kitty! Take a bath sometime!
Who are you staring at, you sneaky bastard? You staring at me?
Fuck you, kitty! Up yours with a ten-foot pole!
You should be chased up a tree, you cocksucker! I’d like to bite off your tail and shove it up your ass! I hate your fucking guts, kitty, and don’t you ever forget it!
Well. Out of sight, out of mind. Let’s move on.