i nearly choked on a bertie botts' two seconds ago but i am still updating. how GENEROUS of me, no?
So, apparently these things attack if you don't use them often enough. Anthony's tried to eat his face, and since I do not wish to suffer the same fate, here I am.
I almost thought about joining the Quidditch team this year, but then I'd have to deal with Cho all the time, and no. Just, no. That was such a bad idea last year, why didn't you kick me, Anthony? I got her tonnes of chocolate and roses, and all she could do was talk about Cedric Diggory and That Insensitive Twit Who Lived. No offense, Potter.
Speaking of chocolate: SOMEONE GET ME NON-CHOCOLATE BISCUITS. There seems to be an abundance, and I thought Ravenclaws were supposed to be smart, but apparently they aren't since there's nothing but CHOCOLATE up here, and really, some people like flavours OTHER than bloody CHOCOLATE. And YET OTHER PEOPLE, read: ME, MICHAEL T. CORNER, are allergic to CHOCOLATE, and REALLY, I thought Hogwarts was past discriminating against food allergies, of all things.
I need to calm down. Song requests, anyone? Lately I've been reduced to Weird Sisters covers and Mariachi ballads. I cannot even speak Spanish, so it's been disastrous. Cecilia is not happy with me.
I almost thought about joining the Quidditch team this year, but then I'd have to deal with Cho all the time, and no. Just, no. That was such a bad idea last year, why didn't you kick me, Anthony? I got her tonnes of chocolate and roses, and all she could do was talk about Cedric Diggory and That Insensitive Twit Who Lived. No offense, Potter.
Speaking of chocolate: SOMEONE GET ME NON-CHOCOLATE BISCUITS. There seems to be an abundance, and I thought Ravenclaws were supposed to be smart, but apparently they aren't since there's nothing but CHOCOLATE up here, and really, some people like flavours OTHER than bloody CHOCOLATE. And YET OTHER PEOPLE, read: ME, MICHAEL T. CORNER, are allergic to CHOCOLATE, and REALLY, I thought Hogwarts was past discriminating against food allergies, of all things.
I need to calm down. Song requests, anyone? Lately I've been reduced to Weird Sisters covers and Mariachi ballads. I cannot even speak Spanish, so it's been disastrous. Cecilia is not happy with me.