"You're my favorite..."
My favorite thing ever is when someone's away message is surely about you but your name is not said. Today someone wrote this about me in their away message and it's FUCKING GREAT and hillarious:
"You're a whore. I have bagel bites. You're only five feet tall so go drown yourself."
I'm not taunting anyone because I know this person doesn't read this- but I really enjoy these things, they are so funny and don't offend me at all - I hope they continue...I don't even need to say who did this because it's just too clear.
p.s./edit - i was looking to read when Marilyn Manson interviewed Hunter S. Thompson for Rolling Stone Magazine. I was looking at work and funny enough - Marilyn Manson's website it blocked on all system computers here. That made me smile kind of because it seems so wierd and outdated that that would be blocked. and one more thing - my manager hid my copy of the book Naked Lunch - I guess the title was obscene.