Feb 07, 2004 20:46
dont ask about the subject...ill leave the meaning to your imagination...
the second entry. must have a good follow up on the first one. this is hard. . . oh screw it!! here are some jokes
Little 6-year-old Jimmy goes to school. Mrs. K asks sarah "what did you do over the summer?" She replied "i visited my grammy." "no, no lets talk like a grown up shall we? you went to visit your grandma." sarah nods. By this time jimmy is very excited, he wanted to tell everyone what he did. But mrs.K asked bobby. "what did you do over the summer?"
"we got a new doggy"
"no, no,no, you got a new dog"
she finally sees jimmy, "ok, jimmy what did you do?"
"i read a book"
"what book?"
"winnie the shit."
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next...
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a family goes to the beach. the little boy goes out and plays. he comes back to his mom and says "Monny! i saw a woman with bigger boobs than you!"
"the bigger the are the dumber they are." she replied.
the little boy goes back to play again.
he comes back and says, "Mommy! i saw man with a bigger wiener than daddy's!"
"the bigger they are the dumber they are." she replied.
he goes back out and plays. then comes back and says "mommy! i saw daddy talking to the dumbest woman ive ever seen and he was getting dumber by the second!"
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