on bisexuality
Mmick182: So, funny story that I think you'll appreciate.
Mmick182: No one else I've told has thought it is funny.
wormie3: shoot.
Mmick182: I go this npr forum at american univ on tuesday night. The topic is dealing with the white house press corps. Helen Thomas is a panelist along with a few other non-notalbes....
wormie3: (although the prof called me out for smiling earlier in class when i was calling you out for sleeping w/ trannies.)
wormie3: ok.
Mmick182: So, I'm sitting in the back row, thumbing through my blackberry, trying to look important...
wormie3: aaah, DC...
Mmick182: And I'm overhearing a convo going on in front of me, involving an attractive girl and a guy who's clearly hitting on her...
Mmick182: But I pick it up mid stream...
Mmick182: Girl: ...yeah, but they are low-lifes
Mmick182: Guys: Yeah, but we're democrats. We survive by defending low-lifes.
Mmick182: Girl: I hate that.
wormie3: you should use that line next time.
Mmick182: Guy (flabergasted): Wait, are you a consverative?!
wormie3: hahaha!
Mmick182: Girl: No, I'm a libertarian
wormie3: HA!
Mmick182: Guy (after pausing a few seconds to reflect): Right, that's like being bisexual.
wormie3: OMG I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH IN CLASS AGAIN.
Mmick182: I try to hold back my laughter but I am unsuccessful. Guy catches me laughing and I stare intently at the blackberry in a vain attempt to disguise my eavesdropping.
wormie3: best line ever.
Mmick182: I know. I thought it was hilarious.
Mmick182: No one else I've told has thought it is funny.
wormie3: shoot.
Mmick182: I go this npr forum at american univ on tuesday night. The topic is dealing with the white house press corps. Helen Thomas is a panelist along with a few other non-notalbes....
wormie3: (although the prof called me out for smiling earlier in class when i was calling you out for sleeping w/ trannies.)
wormie3: ok.
Mmick182: So, I'm sitting in the back row, thumbing through my blackberry, trying to look important...
wormie3: aaah, DC...
Mmick182: And I'm overhearing a convo going on in front of me, involving an attractive girl and a guy who's clearly hitting on her...
Mmick182: But I pick it up mid stream...
Mmick182: Girl: ...yeah, but they are low-lifes
Mmick182: Guys: Yeah, but we're democrats. We survive by defending low-lifes.
Mmick182: Girl: I hate that.
wormie3: you should use that line next time.
Mmick182: Guy (flabergasted): Wait, are you a consverative?!
wormie3: hahaha!
Mmick182: Girl: No, I'm a libertarian
wormie3: HA!
Mmick182: Guy (after pausing a few seconds to reflect): Right, that's like being bisexual.
wormie3: OMG I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH IN CLASS AGAIN.
Mmick182: I try to hold back my laughter but I am unsuccessful. Guy catches me laughing and I stare intently at the blackberry in a vain attempt to disguise my eavesdropping.
wormie3: best line ever.
Mmick182: I know. I thought it was hilarious.